How is it possible that on this, the eve of the 2008 presidential election, there are still people who say they are undecided? Hey you undecided voters...do you...
...make the waiter come back to the table six times before saying, "Oh, take my order last" because you can't pick something for dinner?
...have clothing in varying shades of gray and black because you can't decide on any other color?
...wear out your remote control because you are unable to settle on a TV program?
...like both Coke AND Pepsi?
...think "Paper or plastic" is a conundrum that must be carefully considered?
...still drive a '94 Accord because you can't decide on a new car?
If you haven't figured it out by now, you are not going to have some great epiphany in the next 24 hours. So, just listen and do what I say:
Have a grilled chicken sandwich and a side salad with vinaigrette, drink a Coke, tune your TV to CNN, bring your own d@mn bag, put on a blue t-shirt, and drive the Accord to your polling place so you can cast your ballot for Obama.
You're welcome.
Decide to pay attention!
Monday, November 3, 2008
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